Wilbur the WildebeestWilbur the WildebeestWilbur the Wildebeest
Wilbur is a wildebeest But he is rather sad He doesn’t really smile a lot He’s a miserable young lad
He doesn’t mind the grazing Or being with his friends But there are many other things Which drive him round the bend
Like looking out for lions While he’s trying to eat his lunch And making sure that he is In the middle of the bunch
So if he has to run away
He’s not stuck at the back Which is where the lions and cheetahs Are most likely to attack
And it’s t
The French SmugglerThe French SmugglerThe French Smuggler
Jacques le Garcon was a man Who hadn’t really got a plan He found himself here in Cornwall He’d not intended that at all
He’d been a smuggler bold and brave He kept his loot stored in a cave Mostly Cognac, cheese and wine From France, the finest of the fine
He sailed the channel in the night So not to get into a fight With Navy ships and customs men In daytime he sailed home again
Now Jacques was lucky for some time Grew wealthy from his life of crime ‘Til someone must have let it slip &
Nobby The NerdYou’ve probably heard about Nobby the Nerd Who is virtually always online Whether coding or gaming young Nobby is aiming For geekiest geek of all timeNobby The Nerd
He’s staring all day at a screen so they say With his eyes sticking out on long stalks While his fingers and thumbs tap out like jungle drums It’s the only way Nobby now talks
In his virtual life he has really no strife As long as the internet’s stable But if his network’s down you will soon see him frown And bang his head hard on the table
Then his fingers will fly until he fin
Henry The HedgehogHenry the HedgehogHenry The Hedgehog
Henry the Hedgehog is small and he’s round He’s got stubby legs so he’s close to the ground He wanders about at night under the stars And tries not to get splattered by speeding cars
In Springtime he goes and finds his lady friend So they can have babies and then there’s no end Of running around finding food for them all But Henry just loves it he’s having a ball
When Summertime comes Henry turns really lazy He soaks up the sun before acting all crazy Sticks his spines in the ground so he lies upside down &
You are keeping me muchly amused at the moment - keep it up!
xxx
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"It's Good To Be A Lunatic" - Ian Drury
"All You Need Is Faith, Trust And A Little Bit Of Pixie Dust" - Peter Pan
"The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn Is Just To Love And Be Loved In Return" - Moulin Rouge
I do like your gallery, interesting work you have here. I hope you are well since last we met.
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Is that what happens to us? A life of conflict with no time for friends, so that when it's done, only our enemies leave roses...
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Is that what happens to us? A life of conflict with no time for friends, so that when it's done, only our enemies leave roses...
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