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Why do animals have silly... by ~Half-Blind-McKay:iconHalf-Blind-McKay:



Antelopes do not eat ants
Hamsters don’t eat ham
A chipmunk wouldn’t touch French fries
Not even served with Spam

Capybaras don’t wear caps
And tigers don’t wear ties
Panthers don’t wear stripy pants
To cover up their thighs

The hyena’s not called Ena
The jackal’s not called Jack
You should never trust a cheetah
If he plays with his own pack

Armadillos don’t have arms
Dormice don’t use doors
Mynah birds don’t have to dig
Amongst their daily chores

Are coyotes really shy?
Are gophers always moving?
Do wolves bolt down their food so quick
Their mums are disapproving

Whoever named the animals
They really didn’t think
And whoever chose the colours
Well why are flamingos pink?!
©2008-2010 ~Half-Blind-McKay
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:iconxyrain:
very clever, I like it

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:iconkael-thas-sunstrider:
I really do like this, Very well done, damn clever too lol. Brilliant Idea like.

Well.. if i remember correctly it was a uneducated man by the name of Adam according to one train of thought... lol

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:iconkael-thas-sunstrider:
Your welcome and no problem.

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Is that what happens to us? A life of conflict with no time for friends, so that when it's done, only our enemies leave roses...
:iconfluff-saiz-meow:
lol you sound exactly like my dad except for u have a sense of style. my dad just sings about ants all day.

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